Lost luggage

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Lost luggage

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 20, 2010 4:55 am

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.

An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.

"No," replied the Irishman. "I've lost all me luggage!"

"How'd that happen?"

Spoiler:
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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