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Who's she?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:51 am
by rebbonk
My mate walked up to me in the pub last night.

"Who's the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth?"

"That's my new girlfriend," I replied.

"Really?" he said.
Spoiler:
"You kept that One quiet"