Do you need anything?

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Do you need anything?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:46 am

My wife just called me and said, "I'm just in Tesco's getting some milk do you need anything?"

"It depends," I replied. "Did you drive. Or walk?"

She said, "I walked."

Spoiler:
I'll have six bags of potatoes and four water melons
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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