Wife's parachute jump II
The wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow.
I said, "do you have an extra pair of panties with you?"
"What, in case I crap myself?" She replied.
"No." I said,
I said, "do you have an extra pair of panties with you?"
"What, in case I crap myself?" She replied.
"No." I said,
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