Confident pilot

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Confident pilot

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:21 am

A very confident pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a gorgeous buxom blonde gal. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The gorgeous gal notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The beautiful blonde says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

She then replies, "Oh, really? What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.."

"The blonde giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!"

The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Damn, thing's an hour fast!"
User avatar
Posts: 50337
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests

  • Ads