Drunk? - Moi?

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Drunk? - Moi?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:36 am

I came home from the pub really drunk last night.

As I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa, my wife looked at me and said, "Can't you just go out and have a couple of drinks?"

"Of course I can," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Just let me get my coat."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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