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Stopping a cough

PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:53 am
by rebbonk
A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

“What’s wrong with him?“ He asks his assistant.

“He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains.

“But I couldn’t find any so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.”

“What!“ the chemist says, horrified.

“You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!“

“Of course you can,“ the assistant declares. “Look at him
Spoiler:
– he’s far too scared to cough.”