Nervous flier

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Nervous flier

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:36 am

The first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff.

He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, "About how often do jetliners like this crash?"

She thought a moment and replied,
Spoiler:
"Usually, just once."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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