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Nine!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:34 am
by rebbonk
I just walked into my local pub and noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

I heard one of them say, "Nine" so, feeling quite good about myself, I told my mate.

"I don't want to pee on your chips," he said,
Spoiler:
"but they're German."