Nine!
I just walked into my local pub and noticed two pretty girls looking at me.
I heard one of them say, "Nine" so, feeling quite good about myself, I told my mate.
"I don't want to pee on your chips," he said,
I heard one of them say, "Nine" so, feeling quite good about myself, I told my mate.
"I don't want to pee on your chips," he said,
Spoiler: