True love?

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True love?

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 19, 2010 3:04 am

I got stuck in the snow on the way home the other night and had to sleep in the car. It was no fun, let me tell you - I was hungry, lonely and absolutely freezing. I barely slept a wink.

In the morning the snow had melted a bit and I was able to continue on my way.

Having had such a miserable night, I decided to go round to my girlfriend's house.

When I got there I parked outside, looked up and saw her at her bedroom window.

She looked so happy to see me. Suddenly I was overcome with emotion because I was so pleased to see her too. We've been together for three years so far and had some wonderful times.

I know it may sound soppy and over-the-top but, at that moment in time, there was no-one else on Earth that I wanted to be with. She was the one.

I got out of the car and made my way towards her front door. The front lawn was a blanket of untouched snow and, with my girlfriend still watching me, an idea crossed my mind. Giddy with emotion, I stepped onto the lawn, got down on one knee and began to carve a message in the snow, letter by letter...

HANNAH, WILL YOU MA...

I looked up and could see her starting to breathe heavily, trying to smile as her eyes welled up with tears...

Spoiler:
... KE ME A CUP OF TEA AND A SANDWICH?

That was 4 days ago, and she still isn't speaking to me!!!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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