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Why did you die?

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:12 am
by rebbonk
There was an old Cornishman walking round a grave saying repeatedly, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

A passer by noticed this and said, "I assume someone near and dear is buried there?"

"Oh no", he said.
Spoiler:
"The wife's 1st husband!"