He asked, "Do you know why you've been pulled over sir?"
So I said, "Is it because you are weak of character and you feel that by becoming a police officer you can somehow find a way to overcome the years of bullying that you suffered at the hands of your classmates, your mother and your cruel older sister. Yet despite your desire to wear a uniform that lends a certain amount of power to its wearer you feel that the only way that it will truly make you feel like a man rather than the wimp you are is to avoid trying to arrest the real criminals who go up and down the country raping and murdering in case they resist arrest, and instead concentrate on good, honest citizens like me who you think will be soft targets?"
I thought it was as good an answer as any, but it turns out that the right answer was
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