COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.

After a long day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. Five or six whiskies later he notices the head of a stuffed animal on the wall.

"What the hell is that?" he asks the barman.

"That's a moose."

"A Moose?" replies the Scotsman. "A Moose;