Shoplifting
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:01 amOld lady gets caught shoplifting.
On court day the lady, and her husband who goes with her, stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?"
She says "I was hungry."
The judge says "What did you take?"
She replies, "A can of peaches."
So the judge trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches were in the can?"
The lady says "6" so the judge says ok then 1 day per peach in jail that will be 6 days time served. The judge then says "would anyone like to say anything?"
Her husband says "your honor,
On court day the lady, and her husband who goes with her, stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?"
She says "I was hungry."
The judge says "What did you take?"
She replies, "A can of peaches."
So the judge trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches were in the can?"
The lady says "6" so the judge says ok then 1 day per peach in jail that will be 6 days time served. The judge then says "would anyone like to say anything?"
Her husband says "your honor,
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