Poor burglar
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:52 am"Get this," said the bloke to his mates. "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted goolies.
"Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted goolies.
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