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My birthday present?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:32 am
by rebbonk
"Don't open that wardrobe!" Shouted my wife as I was about too. "Your birthday present is in there!"

"Too late," I said, pulling open the door...

"You get me the crappiest presents!" I said to her. "What am I supposed to do with a
Spoiler:
half naked Milkman?"