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Pulled by the police

PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:29 am
by rebbonk
Got pulled over by the police last night.

He said, "Sir do you know your car was swerving all over the road?"

I replied, "Sorry officer but I've drunk ten pints up the pub and feel a bit the worse."

He said, "That's no excuse
Spoiler:
to let your wife drive!"