Wee Scottish guy

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Wee Scottish guy

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 16, 2010 3:30 am

A Wee Scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says, "that's a karate chop from Korea"

Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "that's a judo chop from Japan"

The wee Scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out; there's blood splattered everywhere.

He says to the barman "when that :censored: wakes up tell him that was a
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Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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