Talking to God

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Talking to God

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 15, 2010 4:42 am

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'

The Lord replies, 'A minute.'

Smith asks, 'And what does a million pounds mean to you?'

The Lord replies, 'A penny.'

Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'

The Lord replies,
Spoiler:
'In a minute.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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