Old age wit

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Old age wit

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 15, 2010 4:39 am

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.

'Young man, we're both 90 years old, ' the husband said .
Spoiler:
'We may not have 45 minutes.'


They were seated immediately.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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