Guest house rules
Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around the reception when he notices a sign on the wall.
He asks the owner, "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says, "Well, I'm the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?"
Paddy says, "Well, on that sign there it says, 'Guests have to be in before you!' "
The owner replies, "No, you numptee! It says, 'Guests must be in
He asks the owner, "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says, "Well, I'm the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?"
Paddy says, "Well, on that sign there it says, 'Guests have to be in before you!' "
The owner replies, "No, you numptee! It says, 'Guests must be in
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