He knocked on the door and after a few minutes a little boy of about 6yrs old answered. He was wearing a white fedora hat with a peacocks feather in it. He had a pair of wrap around reflective sunglasses and several heavy gold chains around his neck. He wore a string vest that went passed his knees and a white fur coat that trailed along the ground behind him. On each finger he had two sovereign rings and heavy gold bracelets on each wrist. On his feet he had a pair of pink cowboy boots that went up passed the string vest. In his left hand he held a glass of cognac, in his right a cigar large enough to beat a donkey out of a quarry with.
The salesman looked down at the little boy and said, "Excuse me little boy, are either of your parents home?"
The little boy took a drag from the cigar and replied,
Spoiler:
look like it?"
