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Need to see the doctor

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:42 am
by rebbonk
One of my mates called his doctor’s surgery for an appointment.

“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”

“But I could be dead by then!” he said.

“No problem" she said,
Spoiler:
"If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.”