Up before the beak

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Up before the beak

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:38 am

I was in court the other day and the Judge said to me "Have you ever been up before me?"

I replied, "I'm not sure,
Spoiler:
what time do you normally wake up?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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