Can you open...?

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Can you open...?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:22 am

My elderly neighbour just knocked on my door.

"Can you open a jar of pickled onions?" he asked.

"Of course." I replied.

"Great," he said walking in,
Spoiler:
"I've brought some cheese!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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