Amazing statistics

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Amazing statistics

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:17 am

A lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?”

“Really?” he says.
Spoiler:
“Have you tried a good mouthwash?”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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