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Living to 120

PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:14 am
by rebbonk
I asked my doctor how I could live to be 120 years old.

He said "Do you smoke?"

I said "no"

"Do you drink?"

I said "no"

"Do you eat too much food?"

I said "no"

"Do you spend too much time doing things you enjoy?"

I said "no"

"Do you have loads of affairs with promiscuous women?"

I said "no"

He said
Spoiler:
"why the hell would you want to live to be 120?"