Beckham

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Beckham

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:51 am

David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.

After about 5 minutes the driver says "Okay give me a clue".

Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough?"

Driver replies "No you muppet,
Spoiler:
where do you want to go?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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