Not going in to work
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:29 am
I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today."
"Why not?" he asked.
I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform."
"That's no excuse," he thundered.
I said, "I know,
"Why not?" he asked.
I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform."
"That's no excuse," he thundered.
I said, "I know,
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