Fortune teller

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Fortune teller

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 14, 2010 3:18 am

A wife went to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the wife stared at the woman's face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She then met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her a question.
Spoiler:
"Will I be acquitted?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fortune teller

Postby dutchman » Sat May 15, 2010 12:35 am

:lol:
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