Poorly husband

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Poorly husband

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:42 am

"Darling" whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick. Would you please call me a vet?"

"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his loving wife.

The husband replied "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog,
Spoiler:
and have to sleep with a cow!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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