Vicar's bad news
A vicar was coming to the end of his tenure.
He got up at a concert and said, "Friends, I have some bad news. I am leaving. Jesus has called me on to another parish."
The chairman of the concert then got up and said, "and now it's time to sing the final hymn.
He got up at a concert and said, "Friends, I have some bad news. I am leaving. Jesus has called me on to another parish."
The chairman of the concert then got up and said, "and now it's time to sing the final hymn.
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