Little Johnny (rude)
A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war.
Little Johnny puts his hand up, "my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss"
the teacher replies "rectum Johnny, rectum"
Johnny says...
"rectum miss?....
Little Johnny puts his hand up, "my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss"
the teacher replies "rectum Johnny, rectum"
Johnny says...
"rectum miss?....
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