Little Johnny (rude)

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Little Johnny (rude)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:07 am

A teacher asks the class if they had any relatives that fought in the war.

Little Johnny puts his hand up, "my grandad was in the war and got a grenade shoved up his arse by a German miss"

the teacher replies "rectum Johnny, rectum"

Johnny says...

"rectum miss?....
Spoiler:
it nearly bl**dy killed him!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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