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Speeding?

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by rebbonk » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:34 am

Policeman: "You were driving too fast".

Me: "I was just trying to keep up with the traffic".

Policeman: "There isn't any".

Me: "I know!

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Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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