Going to die!
A doctor tells his patient, "I'm afraid you're going to die in one year."
"Oh no," the bloke replies, "what do you recommend I do?"
"Get married," says the doctor."
"Why?" asks the confused patient.
"After four months,
"Oh no," the bloke replies, "what do you recommend I do?"
"Get married," says the doctor."
"Why?" asks the confused patient.
"After four months,
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