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Going to die!

PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 8:48 am
by rebbonk
A doctor tells his patient, "I'm afraid you're going to die in one year."

"Oh no," the bloke replies, "what do you recommend I do?"

"Get married," says the doctor."

"Why?" asks the confused patient.

"After four months,
Spoiler:
you'll be looking forward to it!" says the doctor.