Cat to the vet
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.
Vet: Is it a tom ?
Yorkshireman: Nay,
Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.
Vet: Is it a tom ?
Yorkshireman: Nay,
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