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Statue

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 8:49 am
by rebbonk
A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmith.

He asks, "Can tha make a statute of me whippet"?

"Of course sir", says the goldsmith.

"Do you want him 18 carats?"

"Nay lad,
Spoiler:
but ya can 'av im chewin bone if ya like"