Statue
A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmith.
He asks, "Can tha make a statute of me whippet"?
"Of course sir", says the goldsmith.
"Do you want him 18 carats?"
"Nay lad,
He asks, "Can tha make a statute of me whippet"?
"Of course sir", says the goldsmith.
"Do you want him 18 carats?"
"Nay lad,
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