To which the Priest leans over and says, "I'm sorry, my Son.
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Cremation
by rebbonk » Mon May 10, 2010 3:49 am
As the Coffin was slowly being drawn to the Crematorium Furnace at the Funeral of the Traffic Warden, the Priest heard a voice screaming from the inside, "I'M NOT DEAD!!! I'M NOT DEAD!!!"
To which the Priest leans over and says, "I'm sorry, my Son.
To which the Priest leans over and says, "I'm sorry, my Son.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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