MUM, CAN YOU HELP ME?

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MUM, CAN YOU HELP ME?

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 10, 2010 3:25 am

Boy shouts to his mother. "MUM, CAN YOU HELP ME?"

His mum shouts back. "I'M IN THE BEDROOM, DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY".

The boy walks upstairs.

"Thats better"she says. "Now what did you want?"

The boy says
Spoiler:
"I walked in a load of dog poo and I can't get my trainers off."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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