Oh I say...

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Oh I say...

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 03, 2016 8:49 am

An elderly woman was being robbed, but she had no money.

The thief insisted that it must be in her bra or knickers, and starts feeling around.

"I told you I've got no money," she says.

"But if you keep doing that,
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I'll write you a cheque."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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