Asphalt

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Asphalt

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 03, 2016 8:47 am

A man from the highways department walks into a bar, plonks a lump of tarmac on the bar and says: "I'll have a pint of lager
Spoiler:
and one for the road.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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