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Never have kids

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:17 am
by rebbonk
I went round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the house screaming.

He looked at me and said, "Don't ever have kids mate."

I said, "They're hard work eh?"

He said, "No,
Spoiler:
you're an ugly b*gger."