Champagne
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:02 amA security guard stopped me as I walked out of Tesco this morning.
"I believe you've got a bottle of Champagne inside your jacket," he said,"Would you mind opening it for me?"
"Not at all," I replied,
"I believe you've got a bottle of Champagne inside your jacket," he said,"Would you mind opening it for me?"
"Not at all," I replied,
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