Kids

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Kids

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:17 am

As I sat in the living room my five year old shouted at me from the back door.

"I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

Again, he shouted back.

"I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

"Dad,
Spoiler:
I've got dog mess all over my shoes."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

  • Ads