Pulled over

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Pulled over

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 19, 2016 9:21 am

A guy is pulled over and asked to blow a breath test.

He says "I can't, I'm a severe asthmatic"

He's then asked for a blood sample but says "I can't, I'm a haemophiliac"

The cop is losing his shit and asks for a urine test.

"I can't" says the driver, "I'm diabetic"

"OK" says the cop, "Jump out and walk a straight line for me"

Driver says "I can't do that either...
Spoiler:
I'm drunk"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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