Two rabbits and a hedgehog are standing by the side of a road one day when the hedgehog says to the rabbits, "Tell me how do you rabbits manage to cross the road safely when we always seem to get splattered by a car."
"Well that's easy" says one of the rabbits, "All you have to do is first make sure nothing is coming either way then make your way across, keeping a look out for any cars, if you see a car coming towards you. turn and face it and stare at the driver, he will see you, then just as the car gets close to you roll yourself up into a ball and the car will go over you with the wheels either side of you then carry on to the other side of the road."
"Brilliant" says the hedgehog "I'll try that now."
So the hedgehog looks both ways, nothing coming, so off he goes across the road, keeping a look out for any cars.
Just over halfway across he sees a car coming towards him, so he does exactly as the rabbits told him, he turns round and faces the car, stares at the driver, and just as the car gets close he curls up into a ball.
SPLAT!!!!....
The car squashes the poor little hedgehog in the middle of the road.
On the side of the road the two rabbits have just witnessed what has happened.
One rabbit says to the other, "Christ that was unlucky,