Needing surgery
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous son, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
"Yes, dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous son, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
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