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Old mate

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:16 am
by rebbonk
I bumped into an old mate yesterday.

He said, "I haven't seen you for 14 years . What happened?"

I said, "I've been locked up."

He said, "What did you do, commit murder?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
I got married.”