COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

I was shopping Tesco yesterday and there was a weird looking child running around like a lunatic.

I said to the bloke standing next to me, "that is one ugly kid."

He looked at me and snarled, "do you mind, that's my son over there."

I smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were his dad."

He said, "I'm not his dad.